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See you next water time…

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Magic 8 Ball (Part 1)

I’m using a Magic 8 Ball simulator on Vine. These are my results in order and my reactions to them:
(Part 1)

Me: “Will I ever become an author?”
Magic 8 Ball: “When hell freezes over!”
Seriously, life? That’s real freakin nice.

Me: “Will I marry my current boyfriend?”
Magic 8 Ball: “All signs point to yes.”
Good news for you babe.

Me: “Will I become an editor of literature?”
Magic 8 Ball: “Bet on it.”
YESSSSS!!!

Me: “Will I be wealthy?”
Magic 8 Ball: “You’ve got to be kidding.”
WELL THEN!

Me: “Will my career be successful?”
Magic 8 Ball: “Look behind you.”
*looks back* It’s just a blank wall….What the hell is that supposed to mean?!?!

All of these answers were real and hilarious. I’ll probably come back to the 8 Ball again soon.

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boys who paint (◡‿◡✿)

boys who bake (⊙‿⊙✿)

boys who sleep with the windows open (◕ω◕✿)

boys who never take sugar in their tea (◠‿◠✿) 

boys who double knot their shoelaces ✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧

PEETA MELLARK (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ 

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Following back everyone until I find a tumblr girlfriend ♡

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